Kylie Minogue, Elton John & Robbie Williams are walking along the street when Kylie trips, falls forward and jams her head in some railings. Robbie, quick as a flash pulls her knickers down, and bangs her senseless from behind. Slapping her tight little arse he turns to Elton and says “Your turn” Elton starts crying. “Whats wrong?” says Robbie. Elton sobs “My head wont fit in the railings